paramedic: “if your coat hadn’t been stuffed full of petrified spaghetti and hardened dogshit, that bullet would have gone straight through your heart! you’d have been dead as a doornail!”
me: *thanks my lucky stars*
paramedic: “if your coat hadn’t been stuffed full of petrified spaghetti and hardened dogshit, that bullet would have gone straight through your heart! you’d have been dead as a doornail!”
me: *thanks my lucky stars*
Just saw the British film Kill List. Another film worth watching without knowing anything about it. The UK’s response to Audition?
The mounting tension, the lean cuts, the way a certain line is delivered, the ambiguity. Unraveling layer by layer. If you like dark things full of dread, full of wondering.
“Aliens are red, cruel and skillful.”
You enter the Fecal Cavern. It is disgusting. You search the area.
“Food has been everywhere in 2011. In restaurants, in our kitchens and even in our dining rooms.”
“sprouts growing inside humans”, “sprouts growing inside flesh”…google reveals nothing…some kind of cover-up? where can i figure out this sprout problem
MY BEAUTY IS THAT OF A “SHINING STEEL HARPOON MIDFLIGHT”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Cannibals_by_nationality
most nations: 1
america: 20
damn gurl that’s the kind of ass i like to see, alien mutated percolating with venomous bile and thousandfold blinking eyes damn
I had offended a race of beings who thought of humans as sub-sentient, as funny animals. I was to participate in some game involving a tree and strings tied to the tree. The odds of me winning the game were very small. It was very arbitrary. Their punishment for losing the game was for me to have the organs of consciousness excised, my brains put into an underwater casket, suspended in inanimate thought forever. You see, their method of burial was to put the brain in an underwater tomb. They had these channels in their structures that these caskets were placed in. For their race, this eternal contemplation was bearable and good. I tried to explain to a matriarch of theirs (using a friend as translator), that this was unbearable for humans. He said this to her and she just kind of laughed and went on with her business, for she could not understand my sentience. It was very horrible for me to contemplate the idea of this eternal prison of the mind.
jizzsheveled: disheveled by jizz
dragons keep calling me on the phone…scary loud dragons yelling at me…stop calling me dragons!