HOWLING DOGS SWEEPS THE IGF
If that's unclear: they spraypainted out Cart Life's name and are running Porpentine's Howling Dogs instead.
PORPENTINE
Pseudo Financial Dominant
Filed under this happened …
i show alex my stuffed animals, she says “So you’re accumulating your own stuffed animals? Soon they will face mine, and there will be war.”
all i have is a puffy red penguin and a little blue wind-up dolphin ;(
i’m gonna get creamed
People have been asking me for my Top Emotions of 2012 list so here it is
Fragile tenderness between two people sharing their feelings
holy delirium
lingering dread from lifetime of abuse
joy at successfully having basic conversations and interactions with people
despair of being too dehydrated to move
lip-biting tic-inducing eye-rolling deep lust
crying from orgasm
Queer Erotic Egg Crush
i’m dripping with it
YOU PLAY FRIEND ZONE
alex and i made this card at big queer boardgame party’s 1000 Blank White Cards game…presenting “FRIEND ZONE!” starring porp
im squish
help…Alex is on a puffball rampage…she keeps drawing puffballs and sending them to me…
she saw me sending a text message composed entirely of the words “im squish” and this is her revenge…
nubby poetry
my friend alex sent me these cryptic words over IM…they may be important…
sky burial
me: “I want to be buried in the sky, on some pillar, where the birds can tear away at my entrails.” my little sister: “okay let’s do it”
uncat
the last traces of watching out for not stepping on my dead cat has almost gone from my feet but i felt the tinge of it last night
autocannibalism
just chewed a strip of flesh off my finger that was a little bit bigger than i intended
now i ate it
fingerbleeding good