Filed under food

pull up in the cardboard box with LIMO written on the side in permanent marker, thats cuz im rich

dont step on this cockroach thats my chauffeur

the Pizza Hut on Shattuck takes EBT lets make it a big night

romantic EBT date

Queer Erotic Egg Crush

i’m dripping with it

good cooking music

did a search for “good cooking music”…found some ‘Music to make cooking and baking relaxing and fun.’”…let’s give that a shot

this appears to be a piano instrumental of Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

well i do think people should be encouraged to be imaginative when cooking

a fruit in the shower

Note the button dedicated exclusively to Percy.

my sandwich

honey ham slices, onions, avocado, miracle whip, mustard, sriracha–slap some bread around it, that’s a Porpy Deluxe

so happy

my food stamps were recertified, now i can stop worrying about losing the one thing keeping me from literally starving to death in the Greatest Country on Earth

unstarve

i’ve had to teach myself how to eat again on two separate occasions in this life