“She liked, although saying she felt a little ‘ashamed’ of the practice, to urinate on orange or apple rinds, enjoying the fragrant odour.”- K.L. Kerber
PORPENTINE
dehumanized shitpile of boobs & giggling
Filed under books …
the solar anus
“Love and life appear to be separate only because everything on earth is broken apart by vibrations of various amplitudes and durations.”
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Chekhov’s Ominously Teetering Anvil Balanced On Slender Pole
life of a writer
Reads Book With Tremendous Muscle Arms–Each Page Instantly Turned Due to Immense Force–Muscularly Read Each Word With Darting Eyeballs
lifting novels to expand my voluminous muscles–flinging pens at dartboard–at the library hittin the ol punching bag #lifeofawriter
vigorously punctuating my sentences to assert dominance over my rivals…they hoot at me as we pass on the street..ahh #lifeofawriter
juggling books as flash bulbs pop–guzzling a dozen eggs–getting in the ring with rival novelists–ordering a new ampersand #lifeofawriter
new kind of book..i call it Book…emphasize the buh to assert Book dominance…brutalize others in a subtle way with imposing Books
Books have no pages, they are solid black iron…the medium is the message…
strenuously carrying ellipses from one end of the wasteland to the other…always be prepared…!!
IRON LIBRARY
spread your multimillion dollar library empire in Library Tycoon | crush the rival library provinces | Grind Them Terribly | #IRONLIBRARY
[[[close-up of innocent children book, pan out to reveal burning post-apoc wreckage as public domain nursery rhyme plays]]] #IRONLIBRARY
stripping in the ruins of once-great library–”Now this just a place for hookers to turn tricks!” mutter old man–tanks roll past in endless procession
“even if you found a working library you’d still need the Energon Core to get it started again!”–”i like those odds” *revs motorcycle*
“you wouldnt knowa book if you even SAW ONE” well maybe I DONT #IRONLIBRARY
they say the #IRONLIBRARY survived 200 years of Mega War it can survive a little longer *pulls up in front of burger joint*
“THIS is the iron library?? it don’t look like mu–” #IRONLIBRARY
“each book is motherfuck steel plate with metal bolts. now you see why we survive the Mega War?” i nod, sucking my saliva down my throat.
a tumblr about tearing apart cory doctorow
http://sensibletits.tumblr.com/
My name is Marcus Yallow, but back when this story starts, I was going by w1n5t0n. Pronounced “Winston.”
The Man was always coming down on me, just because I go through school firewalls like wet kleenex, spoof the gait-recognition software, and nuke the snitch chips they track us with.
FUCKING UNDISCIPLINED CELLS
“Dr. Benway is operating in an auditorium filled with students: “Now, boys, you won’t see this operation performed very often and there’s a reason for that…. You see it has absolutely no medical value. No one knows what the purpose of it originally was or if it had a purpose at all. Personally I think it was a pure artistic creation from the beginning.
“Just as a bull fighter with his skill and knowledge extricates himself from danger he has himself invoked, so in this operation the surgeon deliberately endangers his patient, and then, with incredible speed and celerity, rescues him from death at the last possible split second…. Did any of you ever see Dr. Tetrazzini perform? I say perform advisedly because his operations were performances. He would start by throwing a scalpel across the room into the patient and then make his entrance like a ballet dancer. His speed was incredible: ‘I don’t give them time to die,’ he would say. Tumors put him in a frenzy of rage. ‘Fucking undisciplined cells!’ he would snarl, advancing on the tumor like a knife-fighter.””
Naked Lunch is the best.
The Operated Jew
“The book told the story of a young Jewish doctor, who because of antisemitic pressures, seeks to escape his Jewishness by submitting himself to a series of violently painful medical procedures. The doctor has stereotypical Jewish features: black curly hair, oily skin, thick lips, and a large, hooked nose, an effeminate voice, has poor posture and is orthopedically impaired.
He agrees to undergo a complex medical operation in order to free himself from his Jewishness. Ultimately, he arranges to have all his bones straightened out, has his hair dyed blonde, and gets his larynx altered to change his voice. He is placed in a bathtub and given a blood transfusion by pure Aryan virgins.
Having been seemingly cured of his Jewishness, he weds a blonde German woman. However, just as he is about to deliver a speech at his wedding, his voice takes on a high pitch, as all his previous Jewish features resurface. He ultimately winds up as a gelinatous puddle on the floor, thus signifying the immutability of the Jew: a Jew is always a Jew, regardless of whatever attempts at assimilation he may undertake.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Operated_Jew
Why does the gelatinous part make me think of Naked Lunch…antisemitism infused with Burroughs