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I’ve been flying into the heart of this Astral Bio-Planet for 107 days now. My tiny, disposable fighter has run out of fuel. I’m coasting.

The Bio-Planet is folding itself, knitting impossible depths as I descend into the infinite almost-heart of it.

I miss my squadron. I miss the smell of hyperspace. I will never do a long-distance jump again. I am a projectile dead on arrival.

I vaguely remember something about destroying the Astral Bio-Planet’s heart with this payload of destructium but the particulars escape me.

I want to pull over and live in some colossal ridge of the planet’s flesh maze, eating from the walls, with defunct starship for cabin.

My targeting computer has Tetris.

The neon vector interface of my minimalist starfighter is my only companion in this desolate subdermal hell.

My vent flaps are clogged with tunnel drip, my nacelles are corroded by caustic vapor, my mind is terrified by ambient planet emotions.

My brain feels naked to the planet’s continental emotions, infected by volcanic hysteria, sick with paranoid weather systems.

Day 198. Wingspores have eaten a nest in the long-empty fuel chamber. My distress signal is neatly truncated by the acid gauno of hazebats.

The rich orange-purple-green gastromaze of the Bio-Planet once made me wretch, now I stare hypnotized as I recycle my piss

My starfighter resembles weaponized origami.

My dying brain bombards me with arbitrary flashglints of memory—vaporized debris of anonymous starduel foes, cyclopean turrets

They sent thousands of me into this world. One of us will survive and destroy the astral bio-heart and its cloud-heart system net.

The onboard computer is delirious with unfed algorithms. It accuses me of betraying my star alliance. It records millions of demerits.

I tear the plugs out underneath the dashboard until nothing glows. The smoke of my last cigarette fills the cockpit until I am opaque.

BIG CHAOS TWINE JAM RESULTS

 

LAST JAM WE HAD

13

GAMES

THIS JAM WE HAVE

50+

TRULY CHAOS IS THE MOST POWERFUL MAGIC OF ALL

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PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SOMETHING NEEDS CHANGED OR IF I MISSED ANYONE

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PROFANE BEAST SOLDIER by madamluna

Narcoleptic Insect Smuggler by Unguided

talentless hack. by cuppy

Banish Reality by Jack Sanders

Visual Snow by noyb

NORTH KULL by antibesnice

THE BOG-NYMPHS OF NEPTUNE by Kitty Horrorshow

ANDROID MAKEOUT ATTACK by swampmaiden

Ancient Ghost Ignition by Poesnacks

streamy by Christopher Floyd

Meta by James Heslin

glowing architecture. by adam dickinson

Twine Jam by mno

Uterii. by cuppy

that thing _ do by Tof

Lethal Elevator from Hell by Snow McNally

Anne Hathaway: Erotic Mouthscape by Lillian Behrendt

HUNT FOR THE GAY PLANET by anna anthropy

Frames by brain sullivan

ART GALLERY by Isaac Schankler

 Soup by lalanl

6-Million Dollar Tricycle Co-op! by Solon

Integral by Jonathan Schoenfelder

Terrible Animal: The Dark Project by Kim Moss

Preschool Funk Demolition by Joseph Miller

Never Have I Ever by Molly Carroll & Ashton Raze

Reset by Lydia Neon

Star Trek Shopping Simulator by Lydia Neon

rogue shaving pimps by nanosity

shells by alex

BUBBLEGUM SLAUGHTER by merritt kopas

Bloody Princess Farmer by porpentine

Super Twario by azurenimbus

pathetic train of might and magic by matthew thompson

A Trip to the Clinic by Wojit

Drunken Mind Control Slaughter by Tom “@TomSmizzle” Smith

Resonance by partyhatjones

The wolf cried while the fairy sparkled, screaming about a million tiny worlds. by Mark Gobbin

We Love Magic Police by swampselkie and prunescholar

Press X to Hex by Barclay Hanks

Rockin’ Night Crusade by 1. anime #teens

Snowfall by oh no problems

Phoenix Wright: Trailer Park Inferno by Evil Roda

BORING BOXING CONFLICT by maddox pratt

Future Jazz Psychiatrist by oblivion NZ

To Make Games, or Not to Make Games by Devin Raposo

The bed problem by Mallory

Hidden Maze City by Mike Leisz & Miles Simon

CHAOS CAVES by Kyle Brodzky / Capntastic

in search of the demon family by d6

Capri Toot by Leon Arnott

The Body of the Moon by footling summers

My Favourite Island by Whisperbat

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TRADITIONAL NON-TWINE MYSTERY BONUS GAMES

Sun Sets by mcc

Gjve up<< by plule

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CROSS-POSTED HERE ON TUMBLY

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BIG CHAOS

PLEASE KEEP CREATING

 

BIG TRASHY TWINE JAM ENDS WITH INCREDIBLE VICTORY FOR HUMANITY

TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES

that’s more than two hundred times all the videogames made in the history of the world, for those pencil-pushing Poindexters out there

if anyone needs corrections, please let me know. cross-posted on tumblr.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL STORIES

Truly a more fantastically of, shall I say splendid, no, more than splendidly, superbly, incredibly gurglingly upmostly, importantly, a candidly bashful outpouring of games, no, stories, no, LEGENDS in the annals, no, ANALS of time, history, and BEYONDISH

CLOSET by maddox pratt

The Death of Analogue by Chris Priestman

Develop a Leather-based Bloodstream by squidlarkin

»——-?——-> by JP LeBreton

Hunger City by Millicent Herrman

love by finny

metrolith by porpentine

Pilgrimage (desktop version) by Loren Schmidt (not in Twine but fuck it, CHAOS REIGNS)

The Porcelain Precipice of Immanence by @SolonCubed

A Synchronous Ritual by merritt kopas

Tony the Turkey by David S. Gallant

TRASH GYRE by antibesnice

Walking Story by Michael Brough

FUCK YOU I’M HAVING A PARADE

THE PARADE IS A TRIUMPH OF HUMAN SPIRIT–THOUGH WE MAY SUFFER YET IN THE FUTURE, WE WILL BRAVELY SAY NOW, WE ARE A PARADE, PARADE, PARADE

JOIN ME IN THE PARADE…LET ME MARCH INTO YOUR TIMELINE…DUNDUNDDUNDUN BIG DRUMS, BIG TRUMPET, BUMPABUMPA, EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE

WE MARCH THROUGH THE GRAVEYARD, HELPING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR COFFINS, BRUSH THEM OFF, “AH, THAT FEELS BETTER”, EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE

THE PARADE MARCHES THROUGH A LAKE AND COMES OUT COVERED WITH FISH AND DUCKS ON THE OTHER SIDE, THEY RIDE ON OUR FLOATS, A HAPPY TIME

DRY YOUR TEARS, LIFT YOUR HEARTS TO THE HEAVENS IN YOUR HANDS OR TEETH, THE PARADE IS COMING, THE BUILDINGS UPROOT THEMSELVES TO JOIN

I’M TIRED OF FEELING DOWN WHEN ALL I WANNA DO IS FEEL UP, FUCK YOU I’M HAVING A PARADE, PARADE OF BUILDINGS LIFTING THEIR SKIRTS TO DANCE

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GOOD PARADE, I THINK I’VE BEEN SAD FOR TOO LONG, AND NOW THIS PARADE IS CARRYING ME TO PLACES I’VE NEVER BEEN

I DECLARE THESE COPS A PARADE ZONE, I HAVE A PERMIT, I DECLARE THIS WALL A PARADE ZONE, I HAVE A PERMIT, I DECLARE THIS HEART A PARADE ZONE

IT’S NOT A PARADE WITHOUT SCARY FOREST ANIMALS, IT’S NOT A PARADE WITHOUT PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE PARADES, IT’S NOT A PARADE WITHOUT, WITHOUT

FUCK SADNESS, FUCK TERROR, FUCK GREED, THE PARADE JUST SMASHED THROUGH THAT BUILDING YOU THOUGHT WAS PRETTY INVINCIBLE, I WONDER WHAT THAT

I’M A PARADE LIKE THE CENTIPEDE CAN FEEL ALL ITS LIMBS, I’M HAPPY TO BE HERE, AND I’LL STAY HERE UNTIL I DON’T KNOW WHEN

I’M HAPPY LIKE THE WEATHER, I’M HAPPY LIKE A FOREST FIRE, THE PARADE IS SPIRALING INTO YOUR ROOM, WITH BUOYANT FLOATS TO RIDE YOU AWAY

 

Lady Trieu

Lady Trieu (225–248) was a female warrior in 3rd century Vietnam who managed, for a time, to successfully resist the Chinese state of Eastern Wu during its occupation of Vietnam.

The traditional image of her as a remarkable yet human leader, throwing her yard-long breasts over her shoulders when going into battle astride an elephant, has been handed down from generation to generation.

She is quoted as saying, “I’d like to ride storms, kill sharks in the open sea, drive out the aggressors, reconquer the country, undo the ties of serfdom, and never bend my back to be the concubine of whatever man.” or alternatively, “I only want to ride the wind and walk the waves, slay the big whales of the Eastern sea, clean up frontiers, and save the people from drowning. Why should I imitate others, bow my head, stoop over and be a slave? Why resign myself to menial housework?”

After her death, “Trinh continued haunting the Chinese general and forced him to defend by drawing one hundred penises and hanging them over the door.”

Bug March

“Victory For The Bugs!! A Glorious March! 栄光!Drama and Action perfectly mixed!!”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A HUGE SCREAMING SHOUTING ULULATING YELL THAT SHATTERS GLASS FOR MILLIONS OF MILES AND BURNS THE CLOUDS FROM THE SKY AND BOILS THE WATER IN THE RIVERS AND STRIPS THE LEAVES FROM THE TREES AND CRYSTALLIZES THE VERY GHOSTS IN THE AIR

YELLING AND SCREAMING AND SHOUTING AND SPITTING AND HATING AND LAUGHING AND WINDING AND GYRATING

FINGERS THAT EXPLODE AT THE FINGERTIPS AND LANCE TEN BEAMS OF PURE, UNINTERRUPTED LIGHT INTO THE HEAVENS

NOW ENTERING DEATHTRAP DUNGEON

NOT THAT ONE

THIS ONE

THE BOX IS SAFE

THE FLESH BOULDER IS CLIMBABLE

THE SECTION OF BAMBOO(?) CONTAINS A CLEAR LIQUID

I DID NOT DRINK IT AND NOW I AM DYING OF THIRST

THROUGH TREMENDOUS EFFORT I WILLED MYSELF NOT TO DIE OF THIRST (ROLLED 7 ON 2D6 THAT IS)

TWO HUGE ORCS WITH MORNING STARS. I AM “TOTALLY UNPREPARED”

THE HEROIC ACT I

The prelude to the heroic act is a time of thanatoic contemplation

The heroic act involves a funer(e)al slab of blackest (black’st?) and/or blasted stone, the so-called Black Bier…

The heroic act involves a sweeping axe, trailing ribbons of blood like banners, a figment of martial pageantry which swiftly disappears, subsumed into the black chaos of battle.

The heroic act involves…the Hideous Fortress…no…do not look ‘pon that place…why,…’tis too late!!!! for THE EYES HAVE BESEEN THAT W

The heroic act is that which takes place in silence, expecting no reward, save for the chiseled gaze of statues…and who knows what governs their stony hearts..do they shed a tear for you…???

The heroic act involves the naked blood foe…do not approach it…yes, walk quietly…no, it has heard you a mile away, you stand no chance, it’s coming faster than hell and twice as hot, BEHOLD THE FACELESS FACE…of….!!…..??