what the hell is in this toilet, is that–is that votes?
who the hell put all these votes in the toilet i need to piss
tell me to vote, tell me to stab myself with a rusty screwdriver
relationships will be torn over not voting in this bloated non-event
let’s vote, let’s slit throats to make the sun move across the sky, let’s burn people to make the harvest come
i want a great harvest this year, i want the fuckleberries to come in bountifully, so vote vote vote votoorrgrhgh
what’s that horrible huge infected horse cock doing swinging back and forth between your legs “OH THAT’S MY POLITICS”
this world where people are not human and just convey information and energy for a hideous process
i like the phrase “cast a vote” because it evokes “cast a spell” which has the same chance of making any real difference
system where we hook our brains up to machine and it casts a vote with power = to our despair #alternativevotingsystems
did the people who created obama know that nobama was a possible word…back to the old drawing board
i’m hacking the factory that the presidents are made in
im hacking the presidents to like fruit juice
LOOKS LIKE VOTES BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
I twist the valve and votes pour out of a massive pipe. Liberals come crawling across the wasteland to the old watering hole.
“anyone with $26 in parts and an eighth-grade science education would be able to manipulate the outcome of an election.” im ready 2 vote
comical cartoon of men in black n white striped shirts and masks toting a voting machine out the back door
lower the voting age to 1 and only let babies vote, live in a world ruled by babies
They open up the envelope to find out who won: what the fuck——–it’s PORPENTINE????!?!?!?!?!?
As Presidentrix, I will restore chaos to this orderly land
As Presidentrix, I will destroy all FUCKERS
As Presidentrix I will lower the tariff on ICE MAGIC
As Presidentrix I will RAZE THE SUBURBS
RAZE THE FUCKING SUBURBS TO THE GODDAMN GROUND
PUSH OVER A VENDING MACHINE AND PISS IN THE CAPITALISM HOLE
as YOUR NEW PRESIDENT I WILL BURN EEVRTYING
election day more like ELECTION DONT #hardhitting #thefacts #bam
i tried to vote but someone stole my vote from my vote canister and now i have to go to Ratfucker Alley to get it back
the mutants are piling up stolen votes in the old library ballroom! fuckin thieves!
I confidently thrust my ballot into the voting machine only for my arm to get EVISCERATED UP TO THE ELBOW #electiondayhorrorstories
I try to vote but elephants charge down the street and knock me into a 3rd story window where I must live forever #electiondayhorrorstories