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Emily Short interviewed me

“I write for a certain kind of person, like witches and crystal girls and dead people.”

interview

GOBLET GROTTO

GOBLET GROTTO

Freeware videogame & mystery pak by Stephen Gillmurphy and J Chastain
Wonderful music provided by NEW VADERS.

BIG TRASHY TWINE JAM ENDS WITH INCREDIBLE VICTORY FOR HUMANITY

TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES
TWELVE GAMES

that’s more than two hundred times all the videogames made in the history of the world, for those pencil-pushing Poindexters out there

if anyone needs corrections, please let me know. cross-posted on tumblr.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL STORIES

Truly a more fantastically of, shall I say splendid, no, more than splendidly, superbly, incredibly gurglingly upmostly, importantly, a candidly bashful outpouring of games, no, stories, no, LEGENDS in the annals, no, ANALS of time, history, and BEYONDISH

CLOSET by maddox pratt

The Death of Analogue by Chris Priestman

Develop a Leather-based Bloodstream by squidlarkin

»——-?——-> by JP LeBreton

Hunger City by Millicent Herrman

love by finny

metrolith by porpentine

Pilgrimage (desktop version) by Loren Schmidt (not in Twine but fuck it, CHAOS REIGNS)

The Porcelain Precipice of Immanence by @SolonCubed

A Synchronous Ritual by merritt kopas

Tony the Turkey by David S. Gallant

TRASH GYRE by antibesnice

Walking Story by Michael Brough

BIG TRASHY TWINE JAM

THE RULES

make a game in Twine

anyone can make a game in Twine here’s a tutorial you can learn Twine in literally 30 seconds

make a game by somewhere around midnight, or whatever

THE THEME (OPTIONAL)

At some point the game involves a place where rejected things of any kind are stored, gather, or end up

Or the game should have something HUGE in it, just MASSIVE and COLOSSAL and AWE INSPIRINGLY BIG

or hoyl shit who gives a fuck about theme do what you want

i’m watching the man fall from space

a giant muscular man the size of a skyscraper ran over and grabbed Felix Baumgartner and stopped his descent

horseplay gone awry

breaking news reports that this assassination was no accident. what we’re hearing is that somehow a silenced firearm with a cyanide-tipped bullet colluded with a tenth-story window to murder a prominent MP. foul play? or just a tragic accident?

in other news, we’re lying on the concrete making garbage angels.

GDC IGF Awards Ceremony highlights

Completely arbitrary dubstep bridging every segment.

Denigratory statements about Polynesians.

Eery speech from the Microsoft team. Like ambassadors from a planet without real emotion, where they have to study emotional verisimilitude in schools before they get to visit us.

Amanita Design is super cute.

Overheard from the Dear Esther team: “…can’t believe we fucking lost to Fez.”

report a safety hazard? get blacklisted by your own government

In Britain, the police and MI5 have been colluding with construction companies for at least thirty years on a blacklist targeting over three thousand people. Their crime? Reporting safety hazards, being left-wing, that sort of thing.

Its database was seized nearly three years ago, but the extraordinary nature of the information held has only now emerged, following an employment tribunal for one of the victims, Dave Smith, a 46-year-old engineer who had a 36-page file against his name and was victimised repeatedly for highlighting safety hazards on sites, including the presence of asbestos.

John McDonnell MP, who first raised the issue of blacklisting a decade ago, said he would demand a debate in parliament on what he described as collusion. “I am outraged at the systematic abuse of people’s rights. This has destroyed people’s lives, broken up families, ensured that people have not been able to earn a living. It has devastated people year after year, and nobody has listened to us. No one has been willing to believe the extent to which there has been collusion between police, security services and companies. It is all about the ability of companies to exploit workers and destroy anybody who stands up against them.”

Friend Arrested at Occupy Oakland

A friend, Jack, got arrested and this is another friend, Evan, asking the cops about it.

IF WE HAD AN ANSWER WE’D HAVE AN ANSWER

But we don’t want to say the words “Because we’re sadistic fascists” because that just sounds wrong hah

a bold statement

“Food has been everywhere in 2011. In restaurants, in our kitchens and even in our dining rooms.”