“I write for a certain kind of person, like witches and crystal girls and dead people.”
that’s more than two hundred times all the videogames made in the history of the world, for those pencil-pushing Poindexters out there
if anyone needs corrections, please let me know. cross-posted on tumblr.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL STORIES
Truly a more fantastically of, shall I say splendid, no, more than splendidly, superbly, incredibly gurglingly upmostly, importantly, a candidly bashful outpouring of games, no, stories, no, LEGENDS in the annals, no, ANALS of time, history, and BEYONDISH
CLOSET by maddox pratt
The Death of Analogue by Chris Priestman
Develop a Leather-based Bloodstream by squidlarkin
»——-?——-> by JP LeBreton
Hunger City by Millicent Herrman
love by finny
metrolith by porpentine
The Porcelain Precipice of Immanence by @SolonCubed
A Synchronous Ritual by merritt kopas
Tony the Turkey by David S. Gallant
TRASH GYRE by antibesnice
Walking Story by Michael Brough
make a game in Twine
anyone can make a game in Twine here’s a tutorial you can learn Twine in literally 30 seconds
make a game by somewhere around midnight, or whatever
THE THEME (OPTIONAL)
At some point the game involves a place where rejected things of any kind are stored, gather, or end up
Or the game should have something HUGE in it, just MASSIVE and COLOSSAL and AWE INSPIRINGLY BIG
or hoyl shit who gives a fuck about theme do what you want
a giant muscular man the size of a skyscraper ran over and grabbed Felix Baumgartner and stopped his descent
breaking news reports that this assassination was no accident. what we’re hearing is that somehow a silenced firearm with a cyanide-tipped bullet colluded with a tenth-story window to murder a prominent MP. foul play? or just a tragic accident?
in other news, we’re lying on the concrete making garbage angels.
Completely arbitrary dubstep bridging every segment.
Denigratory statements about Polynesians.
Eery speech from the Microsoft team. Like ambassadors from a planet without real emotion, where they have to study emotional verisimilitude in schools before they get to visit us.
Amanita Design is super cute.
Overheard from the Dear Esther team: “…can’t believe we fucking lost to Fez.”
In Britain, the police and MI5 have been colluding with construction companies for at least thirty years on a blacklist targeting over three thousand people. Their crime? Reporting safety hazards, being left-wing, that sort of thing.
Its database was seized nearly three years ago, but the extraordinary nature of the information held has only now emerged, following an employment tribunal for one of the victims, Dave Smith, a 46-year-old engineer who had a 36-page file against his name and was victimised repeatedly for highlighting safety hazards on sites, including the presence of asbestos.
John McDonnell MP, who first raised the issue of blacklisting a decade ago, said he would demand a debate in parliament on what he described as collusion. “I am outraged at the systematic abuse of people’s rights. This has destroyed people’s lives, broken up families, ensured that people have not been able to earn a living. It has devastated people year after year, and nobody has listened to us. No one has been willing to believe the extent to which there has been collusion between police, security services and companies. It is all about the ability of companies to exploit workers and destroy anybody who stands up against them.”
A friend, Jack, got arrested and this is another friend, Evan, asking the cops about it.
IF WE HAD AN ANSWER WE’D HAVE AN ANSWER
But we don’t want to say the words “Because we’re sadistic fascists” because that just sounds wrong hah
“Food has been everywhere in 2011. In restaurants, in our kitchens and even in our dining rooms.”