LOOTER
just a tiny lil 10 second game i made for madam luna
it’s a perfect encapsulation of her criminal lifestyle
i’m lying in bed delirious with sickness knitting words instead of scarves, its all i can do
PORPENTINE
i hate them like Carrie
Filed under friends …
“I attribute all my terrific success to the essential purity of my soul.”
NEW THECATAMITES INTERVIEW IS OUT
“…I kind of absentmindedly got into the habit of ritual devil worship despite not really knowing what it was meant to accomplish.”
Queer Bases
Forget first, second, third base.
Eroticism is bigger than that.
Here’s 300 queer as fuck bases.
Queer Bases
A Cutey Cabal collaboration (lillian, mammon machine, porpentine, erin, merritt, lydia, madam luna)
special thanks to lillian for creating the project
Naked Shades
Naked Shades
a collaboration between Andi McClure and Porpentine
made for the ludum dare 26 jam
the world’s first online multiplayer Twine game, driven by a corpse economy
identity-driven hungry ghost simulator with lamias
the ecosystem is the puzzle
there is a way to escape
#nakedshades on Twitter
HIGH END CUSTOMIZABLE SAUNA EXPERIENCE
HIGH END CUSTOMIZABLE SAUNA EXPERIENCE
i designed this for a crowd with big font and lots of choices, like a CYOA book a bunch of people can play at once
it was made last minute for Oakland Nights Live which is a fun cool live talk show where people do esoteric performances based on a theme, and the theme was Hacking
…but all i could think about was high end customizable sauna experiences and cupcakes :~O
i read the words over mic and people yelled the choices and my friend Channing did the clicking. playing games live can be a very fun and cutey of an experience!
You guys @aliendovecote 's live twine game at ONL went SO GOOD. seeing 200 people yelling CRYSTAL ARMOR! PLANT ARMOR! warmed my heart :>
"High-end Customizable Sauna Experience" by @aliendovecote is one of the greatest things I've ever seen at Oakland Nights Live.
I was amazed by some fresh water today. I wanted to ask a fish what the trick is.
If I were a cup of milk, I wonder which room I would be in, I am very excited by this thought
My greatest problem is assuming I have the right to be happy!
It is ok to have big messy emotions about tiny things, or even about nothing at all
I would like to take a nap but I can’t stop thinking of animals performing a sad ritual over my body as if I am dead
#finnishphrases TANKKA fang bath TULAVOD ice that does not break HOLLAKERSINKIS flying witch vulva
I have a spring arm and a sun arm, both hate winter!!
I’m scrolling through OKCupid but can find no one to love glaciers with me :(
I wonder if I put “EVIL FEMALE AI” in my gratitude diary, is that ruining the mood?
Lately I have felt like screaming and stabbing my laptop with a stiletto heel, but I go sit in the sunlight instead
I used to think my washing machine was broken but it is just old, it is natural for things to get run down a little
The Finnish translation of “peach pastry” is peach punishment
I try carefully to figure out where the peach pastry has eyes, and I turn it around so it cannot see my mouth engulfing it
Hypersexed Hypertext: Porpentine and the Twine text game revolution
if you haven’t seen this already, Cara Ellison wrote an amazing article/interview on me, j chastain, and Twine. it’s rare to be covered by someone who matches your own passion.
Hypersexed Hypertext: Porpentine and the Twine text game revolution
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
oops i made another twine game OOPS
GENRE: HYSTERIA
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN
BREAKING NEWS
HOWLING DOGS SWEEPS THE IGF
If that's unclear: they spraypainted out Cart Life's name and are running Porpentine's Howling Dogs instead.
some kind of interview???
notes on important upcoming game Push Assassin by porpentine and lilith
3:02:58 AM) lilith: the name’s bobbo
(3:03:03 AM) lilith: i can’t stand that gobbo kid
(3:03:19 AM) lilith: i’ll pay you 15 golden rubles if you’ll throw him off a cliff
(3:03:29 AM) lilith: hurry, quick
(3:04:12 AM) porpentine: that would be a legit good quest
(3:04:19 AM) porpentine: just figure out different ways to push someone off a cliff
(3:04:21 AM) porpentine: im serious
(3:04:27 AM) porpentine: why cnat games have quests like that
(3:04:29 AM) porpentine: ha
(3:04:39 AM) porpentine: all the quests invovle pushing people off cliffs
(3:04:40 AM) lilith: i wanted to make an rpg that was just like some crappy rundown old village
(3:04:43 AM) lilith: this would be good
(3:04:46 AM) lilith: also lol actually
(3:05:03 AM) lilith: an entire game where you are an assasin who specializes in pushing people off cliffs
(3:05:19 AM) lilith: you get jobs to go and push people off different cliffs in different contexts
(3:05:35 AM) lilith: unlock longer sticks
(3:06:20 AM) lilith: get PP (push points) for the combos you rack up. there are ragdoll physics and you earn more points the more things they hit on the way down
(3:06:27 AM) porpentine: oh my gio
(3:06:28 AM) porpentine: d
(3:06:30 AM) porpentine: this is so good
(3:06:35 AM) porpentine: and like
(3:06:38 AM) porpentine: they can hit a nest
(3:06:43 AM) porpentine: and make some grumpy bird come out and be like
(3:06:47 AM) porpentine: WHATS THE HUBBUB, BUB
(3:07:16 AM) lilith: ahaa if they ever hit a nest like the game stops and a tiny thing plays where the bird says that and flies the corpse away
(3:07:20 AM) lilith: Avoid all Nests!!
